The Alan Parsons Project Scrapbook

A series of articles, collected over the years by Jon Reddick


Miscellaneous Quotes

"Alan Parsons In A Winter Wonderland" by Grandaddy

Californian band Grandaddy pay tribute to Alan Parsons. The track below is available on the compilation album, "It's a Cool, Cool Christmas"

Alan Parsons In A Winter Wonderland by Grandaddy
(To the tune of Walking In A Winter Wonderland)

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
In the studio, the lights are glistening
A beautiful sight
We're happy tonight
Alan Parsons in a winter wonderland

Gone away, is the blue bird
Here to stay, is the new bird
He records a love song
The production's right on
Alan Parsons in a winter wonderland

In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Alan Parsons
He'll say "Have you listened to my new band?"
And we'll say "No, but we really like that one song that goes 'Time... keeps flowing like a river'"

In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Alan Parsons
He'll say "Have you listened to my new band?
I can put you on the list for the show in Carson (City)"

Later on, we'll retire
As we dream, by the fire
Of the Eye In The Sky
That was with us tonight
Alan Parsons in a winter wonderland

Although my favourite songs
Have notes that are wrong
Alan Parsons in a winter wonderland

And there's digital snow
On the frozen pianos
Alan Parsons in a winter wonderland

And electronic bands
With frostbitten hands
Alan Parsons in a winter wonderland

At the end of the day
His albums we'll play
Alan Parsons in a winter wonderland

"1995 in Review Quotes" excerpt

Tallahassee Democrat - Excerpt from a collection of notable quotes:

"We're not paid to take our clothes off." -- Aging art-rocker Alan Parsons explaining why he did not drop trou' while performing live at Nudestock '95 in Michigan.

The Simpsons

From the episode Homerpalooza:

Bart: Dad, please. You're embarassing us.
Homer: No I'm not. I'm teaching you about rock music. Now Grand Funk Railroad paved the way for Jefferson Airplane, which cleared the way for Jefferson Starship. The stage was now set for the Alan Parsons Project, which I believe was some sort of hovercraft.
Bart: Dad, no one cares about any of your stupid dinosaur bands. You have the worst, lamest taste ever.

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Dr Evil builds a world-destroying laser beam known as The Alan Parsons Project!
General Articles
  1. Arista Files $45m Suit Against Parsons Project
  2. Arista, Careers Sue Parsons, Woolfson for Contract Breach
  3. Will Royalty Hassle Remove Parsons' CDs From Market?
  4. Arista Injunction Locks Up Parsons Project's Music
  5. Parsons LP Promo Uses Non-Tour Trip
  6. Parsons' Latest Project -- 'Stereotomy': Wide-Range Personality
  7. The Alan Parsons Project - The Essence of Studio Rock
  8. Alan Parsons: When Producer Becomes Star
  9. 'Try Anything': The Return Of A Friendly Card
  10. From the songbook "The Best of the Alan Parsons Project
  11. Parsons Knows
  12. Miscellaneous Quotes
Reviews
  1. Tales of Mystery And Imagination (1)
  2. Tales of Mystery And Imagination (2)
  3. I Robot (1)
  4. I Robot (2)
  5. Pyramid
  6. Eve
  7. Ammonia Avenue

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