The key to this plan is the giant laser. It was invented by the noted
Cambridge physicist Dr. Parsons. Therefore we shall call it the Alan Parsons
Project.
I've turned the moon into what I like to call a Death Star.
The Alan Parsons Project will destroy Washington, D.C.
Mr. President, allow me to demonstrate the awesome lethality of the Alan
Parsons Project.
Ladies and gentlemen, I've developed a device for travelling through time
which I call a "Time Machine." Using this "Time Machine," I'm going to go
back to the sixties and steal Austin Powers' mojo.