The key to this plan is the giant laser. It was invented by the noted 
Cambridge physicist Dr. Parsons. Therefore we shall call it the Alan Parsons 
Project.
I've turned the moon into what I like to call a Death Star.
The Alan Parsons Project will destroy Washington, D.C.
Mr. President, allow me to demonstrate the awesome lethality of the Alan 
Parsons Project.
Ladies and gentlemen, I've developed a device for travelling through time 
which I call a "Time Machine." Using this "Time Machine," I'm going to go 
back to the sixties and steal Austin Powers' mojo.